Hearts of Ice Radio Play

Audition Lines:

Male Roles:

Ranma [Boy-Type]:
(thinking) "Man..somethin's wrong..Can't put my finger on it..don't feel like an attack...Akane isn't even lookin' at me. Feels like when I eat her cooking.. well...maybe I'm over-reacting...her cookin' makes me feel a lot worse..Whoa! that's it!"

(thinking) And me going the whole morning without pissing her off..."(end thinking)
"Hey, look, it's no big deal, I was just gonna ask you if you'd seen Shampoo around lately."

(meowing)

Genma:
"Hmm. It's too bad he's not here. I guess I'll have to eat his dinner. Can't let all that food go to waste, you know."

"Show some respect for your father!"

"My son. My only son. What have I done?"

Soun:
"It might not be anything to worry about. We don't know what it is. It could be a natural phenomenon."

(sobbing while calling Akane's name)

Ryoga:
"Don't think about it. This is Ranma. Somewhere, beyond the face, beyond the body, beyond... the way he's acting... he's still in there. He's got to be. And I'm gonna pound him to a pulp when he gets back to normal for freaking me out like this..."

Kuno:
"Art thou deaf, man? I demand to know what your intentions are towards my beloved! She, who is as fair as the rising sun, as pure as the white lily. It is plain to me that you are trying to seduce her before my very eyes!"

"Dishonored twice over. Akane... all that time, and she never loved me. And the pigtailed... The whole of my existence is but a sham, a farce, the affections of my inner heart nothing more than the delusions of a madman."

Mousse:
"Ranma! What have you done to Shampoo?!"

"Saotome... I won't... let you hurt her..."

"Even now, all you can think about is yourself! How *you* are going to suffer because Ranma discovered your treachery and ruined your plans to trap him. Well. It's time to for you to stop thinking about yourself, Shampoo, and start thinking about how to fix the damage you've done."

Dr. Tofu:
"Well. Yes. That's it then. Very good. So, Ranma, you know that all you have to do is think of Akane while Cologne lights the incense and recites the incantation. I guess we can get on with it."

Ancient One:

Dragon form:

"Go away, girl child, before I eat you."

"There are many mortals in this world who would give up everything they own for the opportunity to be with their departed loved ones that you have had this night."

Human form:

"Infant kuei, you speak of the gift of life so lightly. You, a departed spirit, who should know better than any living creature just how precious and fragile life is. How, when Death comes, his touch is incontrovertible and irrevocable. So much so, that the power to restore the spark of life is not given to all the gods."

Kazuo:
"My name is Kazuo. You have been transported to the realm of our mistress, and I am here to train you in your duties as a servant of her household."

Kintaro-Sensei:
"I see. It's nice to know that you believe winning a fight is more important than your son's sanity. If you could see what I see, your opinion of the Nekoken might change drastically. The technique wasn't banned without reason, you know."

Masakazu:
"Back to Ranma again, is it? I find it amazing that you can harbor so many mixed feelings about this boy within your heart. How can you begrudge him when he excels in something he takes such pride in, and gives him such happiness? Correct me if I'm mistaken, but I was under the impression that you love Ranma."

Shadowcat:
"Will you kill him, Akane? I know you want to free him from the Nekoken. Well, death is the only thing that will free Ranma. Is this what you had in mind, Akane? Go on, attack me again. No matter what you do to me, I will only heal myself with Ranma's life force until there is nothing left of him. Then he will die. He will be free of me at last, but he will be dead. And even then, if you hacked me into a million pieces, I would only re-form again, eventually."

Susa-no-o:
"I'll tell you where you'll be. You'll be irretrievably *dead!* He'll suck the soul right out of your body without even touching you, and then you'll be trapped in a gestalt of other unfortunate human souls that the Soul Gaki has devoured in that amorphous blob that passes for his body, and you'll suffer indescribable torment for his pleasure for the *rest of eternity.* How does *that* sound, little Miss I-can-handle-anything?"

Emma-o:
"Silence, trickster! If you think you can get out by annoying me, you're wrong. Don't think I have forgotten your last sojourn to the seventh hell. You thought I would let you go if you read your abysmal poetry constantly for the space of many years, but you failed. Your foolish attempts at deception WILL NOT ANNOY ME!"

Female Roles:

Ranma [Girl-Type]:
"Whaddja do THAT for?!!!"

"Stupid girl. Stupid uncute tomboy. Did I say I wanted to find Shampoo? I was just pointing out that she hasn't been around lately. Maybe she's gone back to China... Naw, my luck's never THAT good... (Thinking) It's just that I think Shampoo's up to something. It's not like her to up and disappear like this, or leave without saying goodbye... Man..this sick feeling just got worse when I started thinking about Shampoo... She's up to something I'm sure of it."

(meowing)

Akane Tendo:
"WHAT?!"

(snort) "I can’t imagine why."

(thinking) "That’s odd, he isn’t responding like he usually does. Is he sick? No, Ranma never gets sick. I should find out what is wrong."

(sharply) "Ranma? What’s wrong with you?"

(Angry-sounding growl, followed by pre-crying sob)

Nabiki:
"Yeah, well, aside from the fact that I just blew a big hole in her shoulder, she's had a bone to pick with me for quite some time. I'm pretty sure I'm in the number one spot of her 'Least Favorite People' list."

Kasumi:
"Oh, Doctor Tofu, I'm so glad you could come. Ranma hasn't regained consciousness, and Father and Nabiki seem to be suffering from shock. Genma seems to be holding up alright; he helped me with administering first aid... I guess he and Ranma have been through enough, that this..."

Ukyo:
"Dammit, I knew you were going to say that. What can I say, Nabiki? I know he loves... your sister... and I want him to be happy. Heck, I want you and your family to be happy. But... I would be lying if I said I didn't think about what might happen... I mean, I can't help but think, what if the blood spell can't be broken? What if it's impossible to get Akane back? And then I think, Ranma will need someone to comfort him..."

"And then... I feel so *ashamed* for thinking it... for feeling that way... because I know that's what Shampoo planned when she cast the blood spell in the first place."

Shampoo:
"You lucky. Ranma always like you. Even now, as cat, he like you. Shampoo no even have that. All Shampoo have left is small chance to restore fallen honor. Only if Shampoo fix what I do to Ranma, then... even if Ranma no... like me... Maybe then... I have... peace."

"Aiya!"

"Nihao, Ranma!"

Cologne:
"I tell you, great-granddaughter, that boy is practically yours. When he finally accepts the fact that he'll never see Akane again, he'll fall right into your arms, and you'll be there to comfort him and be his wife. Then your honor will be restored, and we will all return home together."

Yuki-Onna:
"It hurts, doesn't it? Yes, I'm afraid it's true. Your... love... is not the binding link you thought it was. But I'm not here to torture you, Ranma. I'm actually here on a mission of mercy. I've come to silence those voices in your head. I've come to help you forget her..."

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